Friday, October 03, 2008

In Other Hanna-Barbera News

My CalArts buddy Mark Christiansen just finished a book of his Sid Sirloin character, and you can buy it right now on eBay for $5.00 + shipping (sales tax too, if you're a CA resident)!

Mark is a super-hard-core Hanna-Barbera fan, and his work reflects the best qualities of the H-B style. Pick up a heaping teaspoon of piping hot nostalgia for yourself, or for your little one(s)! You'll be glad you did. Well, I know Mark will. Me, too.

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Monday, January 07, 2008

Joe Valenti Makes Sure His Son Will Hate Batman

You know those parents who make endless home movies of their kids at dance recitals and Little League? Well, this may be the ultimate extreme of that philosophy - Dad Valenti has re-made pieces of the Batman TV show and movie using (I'm assuming) his young son and several of his friends. It's all so darn cute! You won't believe the level of polish on this thing (crane shots, painted backdrops, dead-on costumes and a full musical score), and little Batman is pretty darn good!

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Friday, January 04, 2008

A Catalogue Of Things I Was Determined Not To Do At My Wedding

Friday, December 28, 2007

Website OTD: lastexittonowhere.com

I thought I'd keep this site to myself (at least in terms of blogging about it), but there's an article in
The New York Times Magazine
now, so that's not happening!

If you go there, you can buy awesome T-shirts that are cryptic references to businesses, locations, and events in various movies. For example, you can get a shirt that's designed to look like you've visited Devil's Tower, Wyoming (from Close Encounters of the Third Kind), or worked at the Tyrell Corporation (who makes the replicants in Blade Runner). They're super cool!

I've emailed the owner of the site and deluged him with dozens of ideas for other shirts - I'll try to post as many of my lists as I can remember here - feel free to send ideas to me, and I'll pass them along!

Here's some to get you started:

* Dr. T's Music School - from The 5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T
* (Jack) Burton Trucking/Pork Chop Express - from Big Trouble In
Little China
* (George) Kaplan's Crop Dusting - from North By Northwest
* Antonio Bay Centennial Celebration - from The Fog
* United Planets Cruiser C-57D - from Forbidden Planet
* Egg Foo Young Scenic Tours, Chinatown, San Francisco - from Big
Trouble In Little China
* Terran Federation Mobile Infantry - from Starship Troopers
* CIVIC-TV (UHF Channel 83, Cable 12) - from Videodrome
* Save The Clock Tower shirt - from Back To The Future
* (Biff) Tannen's Detailing - from Back To The Future
* "Enchantment Under The Sea" dance shirt - from Back To The Future
* Lester's Possum Park - from A Goofy Movie
* Lake Destiny, Idaho - from A Goofy Movie
* Gonzo The Great's Plumbing - from The Muppet Movie
* El Sleezo Cafe - The Muppet Movie
* Doc Hopper's French Fried Frog Legs - from The Muppet Movie
* UBS-TV - from Network
* Interzone, Inc. - from Naked Lunch
* Clamp Enterprises - from Gremlins 2: The New Batch
* Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems "Where The Future Begins Tomorrow" -
from Buckaroo Banzai
* Hong Kong Cavaliers shirt - from Buckaroo Banzai
* American Eagles shirt - from Roger Ramjet
* Team Banzai/Blue Blazer shirt - from Buckaroo Banzai
* Slugworth Confections - from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate
Factory
* ENCOM - from Tron
* Space Paranoids shirt - from Tron
* Central Services shirt - from Brazil
* Ministry Of Information - from Brazil
* Mr. Fusion - from Back To The Future
* Faber College ("Knowledge Is Good") - from Animal House
* Curl Up And Dye Hair Salon - from The Blues Brothers
* Delos - from Westworld
* The Hippo Club - from Grosse Pointe Blank
* Waterloo Waterpark - from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
* (Shop Smart! Shop) S-Mart - from Army of Darkness
* WKFL Rockin' Ricky Rialto (whips out the oldies) shirt - from Gremlins
* Transamerican Airlines - from Airplane
* Shields Pictures - from The Bad and the Beautiful
* Stay-Puft Marshmallows - from Ghostbusters
* Consumer Recreation Services - from The Game
* "I Was Buried And Left For Dead And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" shirt - from The Game
* McMahon & Tate Advertising- from Bewitched
* Space Cruiser Yamoto - crew shirt
* Dinky-Di dog food - from Mad Max
* Con-Almalgamate - from Outland
* Drax Corporation - from Moonraker
* World Wide Studios - from The Muppet Movie
* Flynn's Arcade - from Tron
* The Very Big Corporation of America - from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
* Duke & Duke Commodities - from Trading Places
* Genco Furi Olive Oil - from The Godfather
* Paper Street Soap Company - from Fight Club
* Montana Management - from Scarface
* Osato Chemicals - from You Only Live Twice
* Diva Droid International - from Red Dwarf
* Sirius Cybernetics Corporation - from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
* Misfit Music - from Jem
* Al's Toy Barn - from Toy Story
* Eggman Movers - from Toy Story
* Dinoco Gas - From Toy Story
* Space Rangers shirt - from Toy Story
* Sid's skull shirt - from Toy Story
* The 'Woody's Roundup' Show (retro) - from Toy Story 2
* Woody's Roundup "Honorary Deputy" shirt - from Toy Story 2
* P.T. Flea's Bug Circus - from A Bug's Life
* (Visit) Ant Island tourist shirt - from A Bug's Life
* Japanese Toy Museum shirt - from Toy Story 2
* MI shirt - from Monsters, Inc.
* Scream promotional shirt - from Monsters, Inc.
* Laughter promotional shirt - from Monsters, Inc.
* Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me musical shirt - from Monsters, Inc.
* Harryhausen's restaurant - from Monsters, Inc.
* (Visit) Monstropolis tourist shirt - from Monsters, Inc.
* Sydney Opera House tourist shirt - from Finding Nemo
* Dental business ad shirt - from Finding Nemo
* EAC/East Australian Current tourist shirt - from Finding Nemo
* Insuricare - from The Incredibles
* (Visit) Nomansian Island tourist shirt - from The Incredibles

UPDATE: More ideas!:


* Twin Pines/Lone Pines Mall - from Back To The Future
*
Gower's Drugs - from It's A Wonderful Life
*
Bailey Bros. Building & Loan - from
It's A Wonderful Life
*
Nick's Bar/Martini's Bar -
from It's A Wonderful Life
*
Ma Bailey's Boarding House - from
It's A Wonderful Life
*
(Visit Scenic) Potterville tourist shirt -
from It's A Wonderful Life
*
(Visit) Bailey Park tourist shirt -
It's A Wonderful Life
* Bates Motel - from Psycho
* Y. Cornelius Mineral Recovery ("Silver, Gold Our Specialty") - from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
* Misfit Dentistry - H. Elf, DDS -
from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
*
Dasher's Flight Training ("World-Famous Reindeer Games") - from
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
*
Quint's Charter Fishing - from Jaws
*
U.S.S. Indianapolis crew shirt - from
Jaws
*
Orca crew shirt - from Jaws
*
Peltzer Smokeless Ashtray ("Incredible Ideas For An Incredible World") - from Gremlins
*
Medvale College - from The Strongest Man In The World; Now You See Him, Now You Don't, etc.
* Rust-eez Bumper Ointment - from Cars
* Vinyl Toupee - from Cars
* Team McQueen - from Cars
*
(Visit Scenic) Radiator Springs - from Cars
*
Leakless - from Cars
*
Hostile Takeover Bank - from Cars
*
Flo's V8 Cafe - from Cars
*
Luigi's Casa Della Tires - from Cars
*
Radiator Springs Curio Shop - from Cars
*
Ramone's House Of Body Art - from Cars
*
Nitroade - from Cars
*
No Stall - from Cars
*
Octane Gain - from Cars
*
Dinoco 500/Piston Cup shirt - from Cars

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

The Tradition Continues

You'll find the phrase See You Next Wednesday - a title to a fictional film - planted in some John Landis movies. It was the title for the first screenplay he wrote, and began as a line in 2001: A Space Odyssey. The above still is from The Blues Brothers.

The reference is starting to spread, as you can see here in the new Hellboy 2: The Golden Army trailer! I guess Guillermo del Toro is a bigger film geek than I thought...

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

A Christmas Story House Open For Tours

You'll be happy to know that the house where A Christmas Story was filmed looks exactly as it did in the classic 80's holiday film. But it wasn't easy...

Apparently, after the film's release, the original owners re-modeled everything in order to keep fans away. It didn't work. Fortunately, the next owner (Brian Jones, who snapped it up from eBay in 2004) was a huge Story buff, spending almost a quarter of a million to faithfully return the house to its original look. The house sports the iconic leg lamp in the front window, and a 1937 Oldsmobile in the driveway! Across the street is a Christmas Story museum where you can pick up souvenirs.

Check out the nerdy, nerdy details at achristmasstoryhouse.com.

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Friday, December 14, 2007

Nice

Monday, December 10, 2007

More On The Latest Version Of Blade Runner

SFFMEDIA.COM: What's new in Blade Runner: The Final Cut?
Written by John Howell - Sunday, 09 December 2007

After 25 years since its original release, a definitive version of Ridley Scott's science fiction masterwork Blade Runner, Blade Runner: The Final Cut, has arrived.

So what exactly has changed? And is it worth all the fuss?

After attending a recent screening I can report that there are significant differences, mainly improvements, between this new version and Ridley's first Director's Cut released in 1992.

First off, the unicorn dream sequence, originally introduced in the Director's Cut, has been extended. Deckard's daydream of a unicorn galloping through a forest in slow motion is a pivotal scene, clearly suggesting that Deckard, like Rachel, is a replicant. In a recent article in Wired, Ridley explained why.

“Gaff, at the end, doesn't like Deckard, and we don't really know why,” said Ridley, after being asked whether it was on paper that Deckard was a replicant. “And if you take for granted for a moment that, let's say, Deckard is Nexus 7, he probably has an unknown life span and therefore is starting to get awfully human. Gaff, just at the very end, leaves a piece of origami, which is a piece of silver paper you might find in a cigarette packet. And it's of a unicorn, right? So, the unicorn that's used in Deckard's daydream tells me that Deckard wouldn't normally talk about such a thing to anyone. If Gaff knew about that, it's Gaff's message to say, ‘I've basically read your file, mate.’”

Physically, Blade Runner has been altered to take advantage of the latest improvements in film and audio technology. The quality of the print and the audio has been significantly enhanced. A new digital print of the film was created from the original negatives, while the special effects were updated and polished. Special effects footage was scanned in at 8,000 lines per frame, which is four times the resolution used in most restorations. The dystopic Los Angeles landscape of 2019 is now more stunning than ever before. Watching flames leap skywards as a spinner flies through the darkness during the opening sequence is mesmerising.

Vangelis’ evocative soundtrack, remastered for The Final Cut in 5.1 Dolby Digital surround sound, sounds better than ever, complimenting the story perfectly, from the fast paced action sequences to the slow, haunting scenes in Deckard’s smoke filled apartment.

One of the most powerful aspects of Blade Runner is its bleak depiction of a dark decaying world lost in drizzle and shadow. The multicultural inhabitants struggle through busy city streets, but reside in almost empty skyscrapers, abandoned by the majority lucky enough to have left for better lives off world.

Rachel's hair has been recut and restyled. Extra footage and alterations enhance this compelling vision, including an extra shot of a crowded city street, a brief sequence of two exotic dancers wearing hockey masks, and a shot of Deckard meeting a policeman before he enters the Snake Pit.

There's also new footage of Zhora crashing through a display case after being pursued by Deckard. This scene was reshot. The original actress, Joanna Cassidy, performed the stunt herself, replacing original footage of an obvious stunt double.

Roy Batty’s death scene, where a dove is released into a bright blue sky, supposedly at night, now shows the dove flying into a night sky, with an appropriate bleak backdrop.

Some scenes, such as Deckard's first meeting with Gaff in the noodle bar, have been trimmed, as they ran too long after the removal of Deckard's voice over from the original theatrical release.

Various pieces of dialogue too have been inserted or altered. In an early scene, where Bryant and Deckard are looking over Nexus 6 profiles, Bryant now describes Leon’s job, and when he talks about replicants being caught in an electrical field, the dialogue has been changed from: "One of them got fried running though an electrical field" to "Two of them got fried running through an electrical field". This alteration fixes the problem of a sixth replicant unaccounted for in earlier versions.

In the scene where Batty confronts Tyrell, the line, "I want more life, fucker" has been replaced with "I want more life, father”. In the same scene, after Batty has killed Tyrell, he now says to Sebastian, "I'm sorry Sebastian. Come. Come."

Deckard’s conversation with a snake merchant has been rerecorded and reworked. In the 1992 Director’s Cut the dialogue is completely out of sync, making it very distracting.

Other additions include extra violence. All of the violent scenes in the International Cut that were deleted in the U.S. theatrical release have been reinserted, most unsettlingly when Roy Batty crushes Tyrell's head in his hands, gouging out his eyes. Pris's shocking and sad death scene, her arms and legs thrashing about wildly, also appears to be have been extended. Presumably censorship is not as restrictive as it had been when the film was originally released. Personally I think they could have left the level of gore as it was.

With so many previous versions, you could be forgiven for thinking that Blade Runner: The Final Cut is not worth much of our time. Some may argue that Ridley is merely tweaking a film that has already been tweaked well beyond its use by date. There’s some support for this given that Ridley Scott was quoted at the Venice Film Festival recently claiming that the science fiction genre is as dead as the western.

“There’s nothing original,” he said. “We’ve seen it all before. Been there. Done it”.

Perhaps that’s why, instead of creating a completely new science fiction film, he has merely retouched an old one.

He's a replicant you fool!You could of course hold an even more cynical view: this latest version is nothing more than a commercial exercise. Are Warner Bros. and Ridley Scott merely trying to squeeze the last drops out of loyal fans who should know better?

After viewing Blade Runner: The Final Cut in all its enhanced glory, I’d have to disagree. This is not just a patch up job attempting to cash in on a cult film. Like an oil painter retouching a masterpiece, or a novelist polishing prose, Ridley is trying to complete his vision. The film has been improved markedly using all the time, technology, and feedback Ridley had at his disposal. In an article for in New York Times, Ridley stated that he had “never paid quite so much attention to a movie, ever.”

That’s not to say that it’s flawless. Detectives in the future, for example, appear to lack some basic common sense: when Bryant shows Deckard profiles of the Nexus 6 replicants, it’s clear they know exactly what they all look like. So why didn’t Holden, whom we see in an early scene giving a Voight-Kamff test to Leon, already know that Leon was a replicant? Didn’t anyone give him the mug shots?

Equally, if Deckard really is a Nexus 7 created to work as an exterminator, why is he lacking the strength of the inferior Nexus 6 models he is chasing? He seems to spend a large part of the film being bashed to a pulp.

Flaws aside, Blade Runner: The Final Cut is a science fiction masterwork. There’s a reason Blade Runner has stood the test of time. Check it out in the theatre if you get the chance. It has a very limited release. The Blade Runner Ultimate Collector's Edition, which includes all previous versions of the film, is due out 18 December.

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Friday, September 28, 2007

Sideshow Collectibles Featured On G4!

G4 has an internet news segment called Geek Out, and their latest segment features Sideshow Collectibles and my buddy Brant Bridges (yay, Brant)! The host Blair Butler flaps her hands a lot, and whoever scored the segment got a little carried away, but it's still a neat peek into Sideshow's process. More, please!

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