Monday, June 09, 2008

Toy OTD: Hasbro Transformers Real Gear Robots: Spy Shot 6, Longview

This is a recent line that was released with the Transformers movie. I like the concept of everyday belongings that are also secretly little robots! The design work is a bit uneven, but there are some really nice ones - here's two of them:

Sure Shot 6 transforms from a digital camera and back again. It looks cool - there's a small bit of translucent plastic in the top of the head that channels light to its eyes, making them appear lit. A simple trick, but really neat!

SS6 transforms well, and looks great in both its robot and camera forms. The biggest minus is the one I've had with the entire line since its inception - the toys look fine, but aren't very posable as action figures. I've never been much of an articulation guy, but the dynamic poses on the packaging are a pretty misleading tease!

This is design is so good, it makes me wish that Takara would run with it and make a working digital camera that could transform into a posable metal robot. It wouldn't be as affordable as these toys are, but c'mon - I'll bet there'd be plenty of older fans who'd snap it up!

Longview is an even better-looking design that turns into an even cooler robot! I love the colors and the shapes of both modes. Again, the articulation is somewhat skimpy, but it is a pretty good toy for the eight-dollar price point.

I would think that making the binoculars work would be easier than the camera, but maybe incorporating even a poor set of lenses would be prohibitively expensive. Again, I'll bet a higher-end version (camping binoculars - maybe with a camouflage pattern?) would sell well to older fans. Put a sound chip in there with the 'transforming' sound effect on it, and you're good to go!

Both of these toys are really easy to pick up - you can either get them at your local Toys 'R' Us or Target for about eight dollars each, or buy either of them at toysrus.com for $7.99 + shipping. Have fun!

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Toy OTD: Hasbro Monsters, Inc. C.D.A. Agent Figure W/Sound

The original Monsters, Inc. figure line is pretty nice - the toys aren't necessarily loaded with features or meticulous detail; but they are streamlined, appealing versions of the movie's characters.

The C.D.A. agents weren't an obvious choice for toys, so it's cool that one was included in the line-up. There's not a lot of articulation here, but the sculpt and colors work well, and the figure's solidly balanced. There's an extra feature, too - at the press of a button, an antenna pops up (with a sound clip from the film) from the top of the backpack.

These toys have been sold out for seven years, but they're still easily found on eBay. You can get one right now for $8.09 + $8.25 shipping.

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Taters Of The Lost Ark

You knew this was coming. Sadly, I'll probably buy it. I couldn't find the Luke, Han or Boba Fett Potato Heads during my recent visit to Florida, but I've spotted them online, so I'm pondering them as well. I'm not a healthy person. Who would've thought a few well-executed genre pastiches could provoke such insanity over twenty-five years later? Not me!

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Thursday, January 03, 2008

New Toy Arrivals!

If you've got Target gift cards, I found a bunch of new toy releases that you might want to hunt down! I stopped by early this morning (I had to bring my car in for a scheduled maintenance, and the store was right next door), and stumbled across some cool stuff:

* Mattel's World of Cars large-scale plastic DJ - With movable eyes, sound clips, and flashing undercarriage lights! There's four different music cues to choose from, too! You can get it right now at entertainmentearth.com for $34.99 + shipping, but I bet it's cheaper at Target.

* Lego's Indiana Jones line is in full force, with at least four different sets to choose from - Indiana Jones and the Lost Tomb (or the Well of Souls for you moldy figs), Race for the Stolen Treasure (the desert truck chase from Raiders), Indiana Jones Motorcycle Chase (Indy and his dad from Last Crusade on a motorcycle/sidecar, with Indy's Crystal Skull son on another bike), and Temple Escape (the opening sequence in Raiders, complete with boulder and idol)! If it's rainy (like it is here today), you can buy all of them at Lego.com from the comfort of your computer desk.

* The first series of Hasbro's Star Wars Mighty Muggs are out! I picked up Darth Vader, and passed on the Stormtrooper. You can get some of series 1 - Vader, Boba Fett, Darth Maul and a Stormtrooper - at toysrus.com for $9.99 + shipping (each).

Happy hunting!

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

That Sticky Stuff At The Bottom Of Your Toy Box Will Probably Be A Movie Soon

VARIETY: Hollywood's toy ploy
He-Man, Voltron, Bratz slated for adaptation
By MARC GRASER - Posted: Fri., Jun. 8, 2007, 5:27pm PT

In this summer's "Transformers," a truckload of Furby dolls gets blown sky-high by one of the film's giant robots.

It's meant as a sight gag, set up by toymaker Hasbro, which introduced the chatty little creatures, as well as the Transformers line, to the masses.

But Hollywood is hardly treating toys as a joke these days.

The next few years will see everything from He-Man to G.I. Joe to possibly Monopoly show up on the bigscreen. As the film biz runs out of original ideas, nothing, it seems, is too much of a stretch.

In the last two decades, Hollywood has gone through several crazes: U.S. adaptations of French comedies, remakes of vintage pics, film versions of old TV series, and adaptations of videogames and comicbooks. Now studios and high-profile producers are buying up rights to dolls, action figures and games, hoping their lasting popularity can prop up the next studio tentpoles.

As the thinking goes, the instant recognition of popular toys can only help an opening weekend. But everyone involved is also nervous. Studios are banking millions on just a brand name, while toymakers are risking their crown jewels to work in an entirely new format, knowing that a bomb can cut into their sales.

Toy sensations of the 1980s such as He-Man and Voltron are aiming to tap into a wave of nostalgia for the Reagan decade. The generation who grew up with these toys are now in positions of power in Hollywood, and the hope is that that same age-group, a key moviegoing demo, will embrace the bigscreen adaptations.

Given the success of the recent "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie ($91.3 million worldwide) and the buzz around "Transformers," there are high hopes for producers and studios.

Consider some projects in development:

* Warner Bros. is mulling a CGI-animated film version of "Thundercats," produced by Paula Weinstein ("Blood Diamond"), about a group of feline-looking warriors who have names like Lion-O, Panthro and Tygra.

* Warners and Joel Silver recently announced plans to make Mattel's "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" as a live-action feature in the vein of "300." (The toy character, loosely modeled on "Conan the Barbarian," was first turned into a film in 1987.)

* Paramount has "G.I. Joe" in the works with producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura (who's also behind "Transformers"). The Hasbro character was spun off as "Action Man" outside the U.S., and the film would team up both characters.

* For girls, there's the "Bratz" movie that Lionsgate will release in August, and "Kit Kittredge: An American Girl Mystery," from HBO Films and Picturehouse, starring Abigail Breslin. The latter's based on Mattel's American Girl dolls.

* Avi Arad, who is producing "Bratz," is also behind a live-action movie version of the black-and-white animatronic robot "Robosapien," from Wow Wee Ltd. A former toy designer, Arad will also create a new robot that will appear in the film and on store shelves. Crystal Sky Pictures is producing.

* Mark Gordon has his own giant robot movie with "Voltron" that Justin Marks ("He-Man") is penning.

The toys worked because they weren't just things to play with. They were big businesses, backed by Saturday morning cartoons and comicbooks that generated interest around the properties and were essentially commercials to drive sales, much to the dismay of children's television advocates.

As a result, the toys became popular consumer brands. Brands that are now turning companies like Hasbro and Mattel into the next Marvel -- at least, that's the hope of William Morris.

After snagging the toymaker away from CAA as a client (WMA reps director Michael Bay, producer Tom DeSanto and General Motors, whose vehicles play many of the robots), the agency last week announced plans to turn the toymaker's more popular products, including Candy Land, Clue and Trivial Pursuit into movies and TV shows with its roster of talent attached.

For example, it envisions the company's Ouija board as the basis of a horror movie, and has even tossed around the idea of a Monopoly movie helmed by Ridley Scott.

With production and marketing budgets escalating, studios are looking for all the help they can get to open their pics. One solution is established brands. DreamWorks and Par's "Transformers" essentially sells itself (to kids and adults who grew up with the property) just based on the toy's name and awareness.

Hasbro has released an entirely new "Transformers" toy line around the release of the film, flooding stores like Wal-Mart, Target and Toys R Us with redesigns of its robot characters based on what's seen on the bigscreen. And it's covering all the bases: There's even a Mr. Potato Head Transformer.

For the toymakers, a hit movie could significantly boost sales. Conversely, if any of these adaptations stumble, toy sales could seriously be hurt; franchises are still considered fragile enough among fickle kids to take a tumble. Toy companies are clearly risking their biggest moneymakers on movies just to make more coin.

"They need to be very selective in who they do business with," warns producer Tom DeSanto, behind DreamWorks and Paramount's "Transformers," and exec producer of the first two "X-Men" films. "They need to get people who understand the property. This is their livelihood. If it bombs, it will damage the value of their bread and butter."

The box office is littered with failed vidgame or comicbook pics. The same could certainly happen with toy-based films. Past efforts, like a 1985 film version of the boardgame "Clue," flopped.

To try to prevent that from happening, Hasbro certainly kept a close eye on "Transformers" throughout the filmmaking, with Hasbro chief operating officer Brian Goldner serving as executive producer.

"We wanted to be very involved," Goldner says. "These are our brands. They have great meaning for us as a company and have stood the test of time. It's about igniting the passion of the fans as well as new generations of kids and collectors, for our brands are really beloved and played with the world over."

Goldner worked closely with Michael Bay, exec producer Steven Spielberg and DreamWorks on all aspects of the film's creative development, marketing and promotions, and is managing merchandising in conjunction with the release of the film.

"We think there is a tremendous upside in the movie, and taking the brand to the next level and exposing the idea behind Transformers, which is the 'more than meets the eye' concept to a new generation of adults and kids," Goldner says. "It celebrates what they were at the very core."

If it didn't, it could have been a situation like Mattel and "He-Man." The company has long held off on another "He-Man" movie after the '87 live-action version, starring Dolph Lundgren, wound up too campy. For example, Mattel nixed John Woo's plans for a redo.

While toy marketers continue to produce animated series and direct-to-DVD movies for everything from Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake to Rainbow Brite and Care Bears (Fox will release a new animated film in theaters later this year), the companies have mostly been cautious about doing anything bigger.

Producers say companies like Hasbro and Mattel protect their properties like gold, as they should, but that zeal makes them increasingly more difficult to deal with.

One runaway hit, however, could easily loosen their grip.

"The studios need to bring people on board who might not be on some writers list or directors list that makes the studio feel comfortable, but understands the spirit of why these stories work," DeSanto says.

In other words, it takes a lot of passion toward these playthings. Those involved see them as much more than toys; they see them as, well, almost human.

DeSanto is one of those people: He owns more than 30,000 comic books. So is Arad, who put Marvel's comicbook characters like Spider-Man, the Incredible Hulk, the X-Men and the Fantastic Four in movie theaters. He's now turning his attention back to the toy biz.

"The toy industry is my first love," he said when announcing the Robosapien project. "Robosapien has intrigued me since he was introduced. He has all the right elements to make a family feature film, with the ability to touch people on an emotional level."

While studios are aggressively snatching up rights to toys, they haven't been quick to greenlight the film versions. Until recently, it's been tough for execs (other than junior execs or assistants) to see '80s toy icons as anything more than something sold on eBay.

"It wasn't their generation," says DeSanto, who had a tough time setting up "Transformers" at a studio. "The decisionmakers have had a hard time wrapping their heads around it," just as they have with videogame adaptations and some comicbooks.

One major reason is obvious: There's not much to adapt. These are toys, not toy stories.

Mattel first set up a "Hot Wheels" movie at Sony in 2003, with McG once attached to direct. That project has since broken down. It just proved too difficult a project to adapt. (Maybe it was the orange track.)

"There are a lot of properties that don't resonate today," DeSanto says. "The key really is finding out what the story is and if people still care about those characters. If they don't, Hollywood will go down the road making a lot of movies that don't speak to anyone other than the people that grew up with the cartoon or the toy. If you don't do them right, you will have a giant bonfire of money burning in front of the studio."

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I don't even remember seeing the Furby gag. Did you?

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Sunday, August 12, 2007

I've Started My Own Flickr Group!

I noticed that there didn't seem to be a group expressly devoted to Hasbro toys, so I started one of my own! If you have neat pictures of any Hasbro dolls, toys or games that you'd like to add, drop me an email, and I'll formally invite you to the group!

PS - I'm trying to find a better picture of the old-school Hasbro mascot (the little kid). If you remember what his name is, please drop me a line so I can search for him better!

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Saturday, August 04, 2007

Toy OTD: Hasbro Mr. Potato Head: Fireman (1970s)

Here's another cute variant from the '70s Mr. Potato Head line. It's interesting that, even as the arms were temporarily jettisoned from the design, the character still has accessories that required arms! I'm glad they brought the arms back, appealing as this line is. I also like the pants-as-body treatment, too - it's a nice compromise from the wobbly full-body that the toy originally had.

eBay is probably your best bet if you want to get one - I don't see any for sale right now, but it's nothing a Favorite Search can't eventually fix. I'm not sure how much these go for nowadays - this one was a gift from a friend.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

You Liked This When You Were Twelve. Shut Up And Like It Now.

ONION A.V. CLUB: More Hasbro products begging for the Michael Bay movie treatment
Reviewed by Tasha Robinson - July 10th, 2007
Transformers is inevitably dominating the American box office, and a sequel is already in the works. By combining '80s nostalgia, massive military-adventure violence, and lowbrow adolescent humor, director Michael Bay has tapped into a vast and eager market that unites modern teens looking for mindless action with adult viewers eagerly awaiting more $175 million big-screen updates of their childhood toyboxes. Here are a few more possible ways to satisfy that market:

Hasbro property: My Little Pony

Possible storyline: Bored to tears after decades of makeover parties and frolicking pointlessly in the sunshine, the Dream Valley ponies band together to annex the nearby Friendship Garden, planning to convert it to an anarcho-syndicalist commune. When the Garden ponies respond by assassinating Dream Valley visionary leader Pinkie Pie, internecine warfare breaks out, leading to carpet bombing of the Satin Slipper Sweet Shoppe and the Poof 'N Puff Perfume Palace.

Key scenes: Unicorn leader Sky Flier uses her "winking" power to teleport a cadre of specially trained Napalm Nuzzles ponies behind enemy lines for the explosive climax, filmed in alternating slow motion and a flurry of spastic quick-cuts of flying pony bodies. Meanwhile, in a bombed-out barn in Ponyville, Buttons comes of age in an awkward but touching liaison with Lickety-Split.

Film tagline: "They aren't your little ponies any more."

Hasbro property: Furby
Possible storyline: In 1999, Furbys were banned from NSA offices under the fear that they might record and repeat sensitive information. That fear becomes a reality in this gripping spy thriller, in which evil alien Furbys from the planet Furbish make contact with an Iraqi militant cleric and offer an alliance. Spying on American military outposts in the guise of popular, annoying toys, they sneak back to their contacts at night to reveal American military secrets and plans, leading to high American casualties in several critical, confusingly filmed, bombastic desert battles. The day is saved when National Guard commander Vin Diesel, home on a short leave for a solemn Christmas, encounters a race of good Furbys hiding out in American toy stores, and enlists their aid to save his threatened country.

Key scene: In a lengthy comedy setpiece, Vin Diesel gets annoyed at the way one of the good Furbys repeats everything he says, leading to a hilariously circular "I know you are, but what am I?" situation.
Film tagline: "They can hear you. And our enemies can hear them."
Hasbro property: Mr. Potato Head

Possible storyline: With Sylvester Stallone returning to the big screen as a 60-year-old Rambo, the time seems right for the 55-year-old Mr. Potato Head to get his own action franchise. In this twist on a traditional monster movie, some vaguely Middle Eastern terrorists hijack an Army convoy carrying an experimental radioactive power source, in the process accidentally discharging it near an Idaho potato farm. The resultant sentient mutant potato is horrified to learn that his spudly brethren are destined to be mashed, fried, and boiled, and he launches a one-potato guerilla campaign of terror against the farming industry, ultimately stealing an experimental giant combine and heading to D.C. to thresh the city.

Key scene: After Mr. Potato Head is captured, farm mogul Jon Voight has him thrown into the processing bin at a potato processing plant. In a lengthy video-game-like sequence, he dodges vats of molten butter, automatic peelers, and giant mashers, and improvises a series of weapons to sabotage the plant from within, escaping just as it explodes.
Film tagline: "Many eyes. One big gun."

Hasbro properties: Weebles, PlaySkool
Possible storyline: When a series of Pretty Pretty Princesses fall victim to a serial killer in Los Angeles, rogue cop Winston Hobnobby and FBI agent Tommy are forced to work together to find the murderer, and in the process, bust an international coke ring, stop a shipment of illegal arms, recover a stolen laptop containing key military secrets, find a missing experimental jet, stop a runaway truck filled with explosives, rout out the crooked cop who's been taking payola to undermine operations in L.A., contain a prison outbreak, disarm a homemade tac-nuke, and at some random point, visit a strip club.

Key scene: The protagonists initially distrust and dislike each other, but eventually bond over the fact that neither of them actually has arms, which makes crime-fighting unusually difficult.
Film tagline: "This summer, these cops may wobble, but they won't. Fall. Down."
Hasbro property: G.I. Joe

Possible storyline: The G.I. Joe TV shows of the '80s featured a vast cast of marginally differentiated soldiers stopping improbably vast schemes enacted by a bunch of cartoonishly frothing bad guys, with frequent pauses for sloppy comedy. Any random five-episode G.I. Joe story arc is practically a Michael Bay movie already. Just grab one at random, CGI in some much, much bigger explosions and some swear words, and it's ready to go.

Key scene: Some stuff blows up.

Film tagline: "You liked this when you were 12. Shut up and like it now."

Illustrations by Misako Takashima.

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